“I’ve come from the Doctor too.”
“Yes, but at a different point in time.”
”Unless there’s two of them.”
“Now, that’s a whole different birthday.”
…I’ve just had a thought
And that thought is “please let ‘a whole different birthday’ be a reference to the 50th anniversary.”
THERE’S TWO OF THEM.
Vampire Weekend + self-portraits for Coup De Main magazine’s Autumn issue
GOD HE LOOKS SO POLITE
- “oh is this for me? really? are you sure?”
- “well okay if you insist. i hope i’m not taking too big of bites i know some people think that’s not gentlemanly”
- “oh this is really delicious, thank you so much i mean it”
- “mmm let me just savor the taste for a bit, mmmm oh yes thanks again for that”
- “yes that is very tasty. oh no you don’t have to give me anymore you’ve done so much already i couldn’t possibly accept so much kindness and generosity, you are an angel”
STEP AWAY FROM THE ADORABLE NOW! NOW! NOW! You should be illegal!
so i made this thing about bomb the music industry! a.k.a the best band a.k.a. my favorite band everyone go read it or something
I want to dim sum at uncles @thesoberheart @real-istik
Don’t watch this if you’re soaked in gasoline because it will warm your heart and you will burn to death and die.
THAT WAS THE CUTEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN OH MY GOD OH MY GOD I’M DYING
1) I LOVE SESAME STREET 2) LITTLE KIDS HAVE THE BEST LAUGHS
|—||Male proverb. (via babygrrls)|
feel shitty about my body so naturally I eat a 10 inch pizza with extra cheese and wedges